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When I was 18 I used to touch my toes 20 times every morning. Now I just have a cup of coffee and I wave at them.

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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.

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GUIDELINES FOR DAILY LIFE:
1. Avoid wearing full camouflage to church.
2. While your ears do need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
4. Always indentify people in your yard before shooting at them.
5. Even if you are certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home..




Trevor Noah said: The reason why some people listen to health news on Social media is because noone in America can afford to go to the doctor. He might be right there.





























Cats are psychic?







If mediums communicate with the dead, imagine what the large can do.
































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This happens to my husband too and he actually gets up when she meows early in the morning. Then he gets angry that he had to get up. She rules him. She is 14 but she knows whom to bother.














https://www.facebook.com/reel/1022049885880307 = many cats 

Why did the inflation go to the bank? Because it wanted to increase its assets!
What do you call a bank that charges you for everything? An inflatable bank.
Why did inflation cross the road? To get to the grocery store and raise the prices of everything.
























































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Image of Snow white drinking coffee from the coffee pot. Very funny.



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